Why Analogue Photography?

After answering the question innumerable times, I think that I've finally distilled it down to a few basic elements. First and foremost, I spend a better part of my working life behind a computer. When I'm not in meetings, I'm sitting behind my desk either reading e-mails, writing e-mails or using some other Microsoft programme and staring at a computer screen. The last thing that I want to do in my photography is spend hours trying to manipulate a digital image so it will print out how I imagined it at the moment of capture. The second major issue is cost. In order to take digital images which would attain the resolution which I obtain presently I would need a prosumer DSLR and a medium format back for a 645. After that I would need a printer and all of the consumables which are necessary to print. Thousands of dollars? And then what happens when my DSLR becomes outmoded or breaks?
At the moment, my workhorse cameras include one 25 year-old Minolta SLR with a hockey-sock full of amazing lenses, a 30 year-old M645 and a 10 year-old FED 5V rangefinder. Each and every one of these cameras functions precisely as it was intended to the moment it left the factory. If they stop working properly I can send any one of them off for a professional CLA and after a week or two they will come back like new. I have serious doubts that my Sony digicam will last 5 years, let alone 30 or more. OK, you ask, what about processing costs and lab-work? Well, I built myself a basement darkroom and do all of my developing and printing myself; and it's so easy to do that it's almost scary. Darkroom work is not magic; it's part science and part artistry.
As for the consumables (paper, film and chemicals) well, they're both abundant and inexpensive. An $18 100ft roll of APX-100 or Arista makes about 25 30 frame rolls of film. Paper is $35 for 100 8x10 sheets and the chemistry is dirt cheap.
Finally, though, you know what it really comes down to? Apart from all of the monetary and artistic justifications either for or against, digital just doesn't float my boat.
And if tomorrow, there was no more film left anywhere, I'd go to making my own wet-plates before I went digital.
Cheers,